Q: Why will Liverpool never win the League?
A: They keep scoring Owen goals.
Q: How manyLiverpool fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Yeah, as if they have electricity inLiverpool .
Q: What’s is the difference between Pamela Anderson and theLiverpool goal?
A: Pam’s only got two tits in front of her.
Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an intelligentLiverpool supporter and an old drunk are walking down the street together when simultaneously they each spot a fifty quid note. Who gets it?
A: The old drunk, of course - the other 3 are mythical creatures.
Q: What do Pool Fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 2.000.000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
Q: How can you tell a level headedLiverpool supporter?
A: He dribbles from both sides of his mouth - at the same time.
Q: What do you get if you cross aLiverpool fan with a pig?
A: Thick bacon.
Q: What do you get if you cross a Monkey with a Liverpudlian?
A: Nothing. The monkeys are far too clever to screw a Liverpudlian.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a Scowser fan?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Q: Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
A: So they ain’t mistaken fur a Liverpudlian women.
Q: Why did Beardsley never play inScotland
A: Cos he wiz afraid of the Bells (Scottish Premier).
A: They keep scoring Owen goals.
Q: How many
A: Yeah, as if they have electricity in
Q: What’s is the difference between Pamela Anderson and the
A: Pam’s only got two tits in front of her.
Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an intelligent
A: The old drunk, of course - the other 3 are mythical creatures.
Q: What do Pool Fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 2.000.000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
Q: How can you tell a level headed
A: He dribbles from both sides of his mouth - at the same time.
Q: What do you get if you cross a
A: Thick bacon.
Q: What do you get if you cross a Monkey with a Liverpudlian?
A: Nothing. The monkeys are far too clever to screw a Liverpudlian.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a Scowser fan?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Q: Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
A: So they ain’t mistaken fur a Liverpudlian women.
Q: Why did Beardsley never play in
A: Cos he wiz afraid of the Bells (Scottish Premier).
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