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Jan 14, 2008

David Beckham Q&A Jokes

Q: What would David Beckham’s name be if he was a Spice Girl?
A: Waste of Spice.

Q: What do Barry Manilow and David Beckham have in common?
A: They are both f**king useless singers.

Q: Why is David Beckham like a Ferrero Roche?
A: They both come in a posh box.

Q: What’s the difference between David Beckham and Posh?
A: Posh Spice doesn’t kick back when she’s taken from behind.

Q: What do David Beckham and British rail trains have in common?
A: They both go in and out of Victoria.

Q: What do the England football team and Posh Spice both have in common?
A: They’ve both been screwed by David Beckham.

Q: Why did Posh Spice marry David Beckham?
A: Because he’s the only fella who can lob Seaman at 60 yards!

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