Thank you
*Sean Pun*
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*Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?*
*Husband: Tum ko kaise pata?*
*Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab mein aaya tha!*
*Girl & boy were siting alone, boy started touching the girl,*
*Girl: Dont touch me, all this only after marriage.*
*Boy: Ok call me when u r married.*
*Koi aankhon se baat kar leta hai,*
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Koi aankhon mein mulaqat kar leta hai,*
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Bara mushkil hota hai jawab dena,*
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Jab koi english mein baat kar leta hai*
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*Ek mandir mein buri neeyat wale gayeb ho jate thay.*
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Amitab gaye woh gayab,*
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Hirithik gaye woh gayab,*
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Akshay gaye woh gayab,*
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Jab Malika gai toh khud bhagwan gayab!*
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*Woman: Panditji, mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?*
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Pandit: Iska naam peter rakh do!*
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Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai, jo iskaa twin hai. Main uska naam kya rakhoon?*
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Pandit: Uskaa naam repeter rakh do!*
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*World agar bina GIRLS ke ho jaaye toh kya hoga:*
*Galiya sunsan*
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College viraan*
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Duniya pareshan*
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Tanha insaan*
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Na Jaanu*
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Na Jaan*
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Har taraf bas*
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JAI HANUMAN*
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*Ek pagal: Mujhe katrina ne shaadi ke liye haan bol di hai.*
*Doosra pagal: Dikha di na kameeni ne auqat. Main bhi itni aasani se talaq nahi dene **wala* *.*
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*Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana,*
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Agar yaad aaye meri toh seedhe upar chale aana,*
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Agar waha main na dikhu toh samajh lena tu narag mein hai.*
--
Sean Pun
*If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,*
*if your father-in-law is a *
*poor man, it's *
*your*
*stupidity.*
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*Practice *
*makes perfect.....
*But nobody's perfect..... .*
*so why *
*practice?*
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*If it's true *
*that we are here to help others,*
*then, what exactly are the others here *
*for?*
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*Since light *
*travels faster than sound,*
*people appear bright until you hear them *
*speak.*
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*Money is not *
*everything.
*There's Mastercard & *
*Visa.*
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*One should love *
*animals.*
*They are so *
*tasty.*
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*Save *
*water.*
*Shower with your *
*girlfriend.
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*Love thy *
*neighbor.*
*But don't get *
*caught.*
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*Behind every *
*successful man, there is a woman.*
*And behind every unsuccessful man, there *
*are two.*
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*Every man *
*should marry.*
*After all, happiness is not the only thing in *
*life.*
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*The wise never *
*marry.*
*and when they marry they become *
*otherwise.*
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*"Your *
*future depends on your dreams"*
*So go to *
*sleep*
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*There should be *
*a better way to start a day than*
*waking up every *
*morning*
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*"Hard work *
*never killed anybody"*
*But why take the risk *
*!*
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*"Work fascinates *
*me"*
*I can look at it for hours *
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*God made *
*relatives;*
*Thank God we can choose our *
*friends.*
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*The more you *
*learn, the more you know,*
*The more you know, the more you forget*
*The more *
*you forget, the less you know*
*So.. why *
*learn.*
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Sean Pun
Butwal, Nepal
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