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Oct 8, 2009

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We all desire, but what distinguishes human beings is their intelligence. As  free human beings we can use our unique intelligence to understand our world and ourselves.

I love smiles. That is a fact. How to develop smiles? There are a variety of smiles. Some smiles are sarcastic. Some smiles are artificial - diplomatic smiles. These smiles do not produce satisfaction, but rather fear or
suspicion. But a genuine smile gives us hove, freshness.

It is said that if you want to know what you were doing in the past, look at your body now; if you want to know what will happen to you in the future, look at what your mind is doing now.
It is ironic that more serious problem emanate form the more industrially advanced societies. Science and technology have worked wonders in many field, but the basic human problem remain.
Buddhism explains that our normal sate of mind is such that our thoughts and emotions are wild and unruly, and since we lack the mental discipline needed to tame them, we are powerless to control them. As a result, they control us.
With the realization of one's own potential and self-confidence is very important. That sort of confidence potential. On that basis, human beings can transform themselves by increasing the good qualities and reducing the negative qualities.

Thank you
*Sean Pun*

Oct 1, 2009

Just For Laugh

*Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?*
*Husband: Tum ko kaise pata?*
*Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab mein aaya tha!*

*Girl & boy were siting alone, boy started touching the girl,*
*Girl: Dont touch me, all this only after marriage.*
*Boy: Ok call me when u r married.*

*Koi aankhon se baat kar leta hai,*
*
Koi aankhon mein mulaqat kar leta hai,*
*
Bara mushkil hota hai jawab dena,*
*
Jab koi english mein baat kar leta hai*

* *
* *

*Ek mandir mein buri neeyat wale gayeb ho jate thay.*
*
Amitab gaye woh gayab,*
*
Hirithik gaye woh gayab,*
*
Akshay gaye woh gayab,*
*
Jab Malika gai toh khud bhagwan gayab!*

* *
* *
*Woman: Panditji, mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?*
*
Pandit: Iska naam peter rakh do!*
*
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai, jo iskaa twin hai. Main uska naam kya rakhoon?*
*
Pandit: Uskaa naam repeter rakh do!*

* *

*World agar bina GIRLS ke ho jaaye toh kya hoga:*

*Galiya sunsan*
*
College viraan*
*
Duniya pareshan*
*
Tanha insaan*
*
Na Jaanu*
*
Na Jaan*
*
Har taraf bas*
*
JAI HANUMAN*

* *
* *
* *
* *
*Ek pagal: Mujhe katrina ne shaadi ke liye haan bol di hai.*
*Doosra pagal: Dikha di na kameeni ne auqat. Main bhi itni aasani se talaq nahi dene **wala* *.*

* *
* *
* *

*Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana,*
*
Agar yaad aaye meri toh seedhe upar chale aana,*
*
Agar waha main na dikhu toh samajh lena tu narag mein hai.*

--

Sean Pun

Sand and Stone(DO NOT VALUE THE THINGS)

*Sand and Stone!*

*TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING**
**THROUGH THE DESERT.
DURING SOME POINT OF THE
JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN
ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND
SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE
IN THE FACE.** *

* *

*THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED**
**WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT
SAYING ANYTHING,
WROTE IN THE SAND:

**TODAY MY BEST FRIEND**
**SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE.

**THEY KEPT ON WALKING,
UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS,
WHERE THEY DECIDED
TO TAKE A BATH

THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN
SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE
MIRE ! AND STARTED DROWNING,
BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM.

**AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM
THE NEAR DROWNING,
HE WROTE ON A STONE:**

**'TODAY MY BEST FRIEND
SAVED MY LIFE '.
**
**THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED
AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND
ASKED HIM, 'AFTER I HURT YOU,
YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW,
YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?'

THE FRIEND REPLIED
'WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US
WE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN
IN SAND, WHERE WINDS OF
FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY.
BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOES
SOMETHING GOOD FOR US,
WE MUST ENGRAVE IT IN STONE
WHERE NO WIND
CAN EVER ERASE IT.'

LEARN TO WRITE
YOUR HURTS IN
THE SAND AND TO
CARVE YOUR
BENEFITS IN STONE.

THEY SAY IT TAKES A
**MINUTE TO FIND A SPECIAL**
**PERSON,** **AN HOUR TO**
**APPRECIATE THEM,** ** A DAY**
**TO LOVE THEM,** BUT THEN
**AN ENTIRE LIFE
TO FORGET THEM. **

**SEND THIS TO
THE PEOPLE YOU'LL NEVER
FORGET. *

*I JUST DID.
**
**IF YOU DON'T
SEND IT TO ANYONE,
IT MEANS YOU'RE IN A
HURRY AND THAT YOU'VE
FORGOTTEN YOUR FRIENDS.*

*
**TAKE THE TIME TO LIVE!

**DO NOT VALUE THE THINGS
**YOU HAVE IN YOUR LIFE, BUT VALUE
WHO YOU HAVE IN YOUR LIFE ! *

*AND IF I HAPPEN TO GET IT BACK, **
THEN I KNOW MY PLACE IN YOUR LIFE*

Sent by:
Sean Pun

Sep 27, 2009

( (¯`·._Wanna Laugh? Read this Mail_.·´¯))

*If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,*
*if your father-in-law is a *
*poor man, it's *
*your*
*stupidity.*
*------------ --------- --------- --------- --------*
*Practice *
*makes perfect.....*
*But nobody's perfect..... .*
*so why *
*practice?*
*------------ --------- --------- --------- --------*
*If it's true *
*that we are here to help others,*
*then, what exactly are the others here *
*for?*
*------------ --------- --------- --------- --------*
*Since light *
*travels faster than sound,*
*people appear bright until you hear them *
*speak.*
*------------ --------- --------- --------- --------*
*Money is not *
*everything.*
*There's Mastercard & *
*Visa.*
*------------ --------- --------- --------- --------*
*One should love *
*animals.*
*They are so *
*tasty.*
*------------ --------- --------- --------- --------*
*Save *
*water.*
*Shower with your *
*girlfriend.*
*------------ --------- --------- --------- --------*
*Love thy *
*neighbor.*
*But don't get *
*caught.*
*------------ --------- --------- --------- --------*
*Behind every *
*successful man, there is a woman.*
*And behind every unsuccessful man, there *
*are two.*
*------------ --------- --------- --------- --------*
*Every man *
*should marry.*
*After all, happiness is not the only thing in *
*life.*
*------------ --------- --------- --------- --------*
*The wise never *
*marry.*
*and when they marry they become *
*otherwise.*
*------------ --------- --------- --------- --------*
*"Your *
*future depends on your dreams"*
*So go to *
*sleep*
*------------ --------- --------- --------- --------*
*There should be *
*a better way to start a day than*
*waking up every *
*morning*
*------------ --------- --------- --------- --------*
*"Hard work *
*never killed anybody"*
*But why take the risk *
*!*
*------------ --------- --------- --------- --------*
*"Work fascinates *
*me"*
*I can look at it for hours *
*------------ --------- --------- --------- --------*
*God made *
*relatives;*
*Thank God we can choose our *
*friends.*
*------------ --------- --------- --------- --------*
*The more you *
*learn, the more you know,*
*The more you know, the more you forget*
*The more *
*you forget, the less you know*
*So.. why *
*learn.*
*------------ --------- --------- --------- --------*

--

Sean Pun
Butwal, Nepal

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Sep 24, 2009

wish you a happy dashain 2066

विजया दशमी २०६6 को पावन अवसरमा देश तथा विदेशमा
रहनुभएका सम्पूर्ण नेपालीहरुमा सुस्वास्थ्य,दिर्घायु तथा
प्रगतिको हार्दिक मंगलमय शुभ-कामना ।

विजया दशमी २०६6 को हार्दिक मंगलमय शुभकामना !!!

जमरा रहोस् कानमा, खुशियाली रहोस मनमा, सुख रहोस् जिन्दगीमा,
शान्ति आओस् देशमा उदय होस्, भाग्यको सुरुआत होस् सफलताको,
अन्त्य होस् दुःख,बेदना,रोग आदि...को, निधारमा रहोस् टीका
साथमा आर्शिवादको ढिका यहि छ शुभ विजया दशमीको
शुभ - कामना !!!

यहीँ विजया दशमी २०६6  साल को शुखद उपलक्ष्यमा हजुर प्रति सु-स्वास्थ,दिर्घायु अनि प्रगतिको लागी हार्दिक मङ्गलमय शुभ-कामना ब्यक्त गर्दछु।!!!.....

बिजया दशमी २०६6 सालको शुभकामना !!! टिका होस् निधारमा, जमर होस् कान मा, सुख होस् परिवार मा, शान्ती होस् देश मा, दसैं मा खुशी को बास होस्, सत्रु को नाश होस्, हरेक परिक्षा मा फर्स्ट होस्, सुन चन्दी को रास होस्, हात मा 21 पत्ती को तास होस्, र घर मा मासु र बियर को बास होस्, पुरा होस् मनकामना यही छ विजय दशमी २०६४ सालको शुभकामना !!!.....

विजया दशमी २०६6 को हार्दिक मंगलमय शुभकामना !!!

जमरा रहोस् कानमा, खुशियाली रहोस मनमा, सुख रहोस् जिन्दगीमा,
शान्ति आओस् देशमा उदय होस्, भाग्यको सुरुआत होस् सफलताको,
अन्त्य होस् दुःख,बेदना,रोग आदि...को, निधारमा रहोस् टीका
साथमा आर्शिवादको ढिका यहि छ शुभ विजया दशमीको
शुभ - कामना !!!

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