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*If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,*
*if your father-in-law is a *
*poor man, it's *
*your*
*stupidity.*
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*Practice *
*makes perfect.....*
*But nobody's perfect..... .*
*so why *
*practice?*
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*If it's true *
*that we are here to help others,*
*then, what exactly are the others here *
*for?*
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*Since light *
*travels faster than sound,*
*people appear bright until you hear them *
*speak.*
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*Money is not *
*everything.*
*There's Mastercard & *
*Visa.*
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*One should love *
*animals.*
*They are so *
*tasty.*
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*Save *
*water.*
*Shower with your *
*girlfriend.*
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*Love thy *
*neighbor.*
*But don't get *
*caught.*
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*Behind every *
*successful man, there is a woman.*
*And behind every unsuccessful man, there *
*are two.*
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*Every man *
*should marry.*
*After all, happiness is not the only thing in *
*life.*
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*The wise never *
*marry.*
*and when they marry they become *
*otherwise.*
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*"Your *
*future depends on your dreams"*
*So go to *
*sleep*
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*There should be *
*a better way to start a day than*
*waking up every *
*morning*
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*"Hard work *
*never killed anybody"*
*But why take the risk *
*!*
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*"Work fascinates *
*me"*
*I can look at it for hours *
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*God made *
*relatives;*
*Thank God we can choose our *
*friends.*
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*The more you *
*learn, the more you know,*
*The more you know, the more you forget*
*The more *
*you forget, the less you know*
*So.. why *
*learn.*
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Sean Pun
Butwal, Nepal

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