Just For Laugh

*Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?*
*Husband: Tum ko kaise pata?*
*Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab mein aaya tha!*

*Girl & boy were siting alone, boy started touching the girl,*
*Girl: Dont touch me, all this only after marriage.*
*Boy: Ok call me when u r married.*

*Koi aankhon se baat kar leta hai,*
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Koi aankhon mein mulaqat kar leta hai,*
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Bara mushkil hota hai jawab dena,*
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Jab koi english mein baat kar leta hai*

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*Ek mandir mein buri neeyat wale gayeb ho jate thay.*
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Amitab gaye woh gayab,*
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Hirithik gaye woh gayab,*
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Akshay gaye woh gayab,*
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Jab Malika gai toh khud bhagwan gayab!*

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*Woman: Panditji, mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?*
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Pandit: Iska naam peter rakh do!*
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Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai, jo iskaa twin hai. Main uska naam kya rakhoon?*
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Pandit: Uskaa naam repeter rakh do!*

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*World agar bina GIRLS ke ho jaaye toh kya hoga:*

*Galiya sunsan*
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College viraan*
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Duniya pareshan*
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Tanha insaan*
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Na Jaanu*
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Na Jaan*
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Har taraf bas*
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JAI HANUMAN*

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*Ek pagal: Mujhe katrina ne shaadi ke liye haan bol di hai.*
*Doosra pagal: Dikha di na kameeni ne auqat. Main bhi itni aasani se talaq nahi dene **wala* *.*

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*Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana,*
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Agar yaad aaye meri toh seedhe upar chale aana,*
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Agar waha main na dikhu toh samajh lena tu narag mein hai.*

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Sean Pun