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कविता "अबफेरी मेरो देशमा"   मन्जील दिप सुब्बा, अबफेरी मेरो देशमा हिटलरको घृणित युद्ध नचर्कियोस ओसिएका बम वारोदहरु शान्ति खलबलाउनको निम्ति बुलिन्द्र आवाज लिएर नपर्कियोस भर्खरै मात्र सकिएका छन पोतेर जनयुद्धले चर्किएका घरका भिताहरु ममतामयी आमा! अबफेरी तिम्रो काख उजाडिएको मरुभूमिझै रितो नहोस वावा! तिमिले सनाखत भएका लाषहरु जिम्मा लिन नपरोस भाईटिकामा चेली! तिमिले माईतिको प्रतिविम्ब खोज्दा क्षतविक्ष्‍यद भएर यन्त्रतन्त्र छरिएका शरिरका टुक्राहरु नहोउन तिजमा माईती तिमिले चेलिको सामिप्यता वेपता र वेवारिशे पारिएको समाचार अखबारहरुमा नहोउन  पबित्र शिन्दुर छरिएको शिउदो हो त्यो, कहिल्यै नपुछियोस दैवले जुराएको मिठो साथ त्यो पन ि नछुटियोस देशका कर्णधार नावालकहरु टुहुरा र टुहुरी नहोउन सोर्ग जस्तै घर - परिवार बिचल्ली र बिस्थापित नबनुन परिवर्तन ल्याउने परिवर्तनकारिलाई हृदय देखिनै प्रणाम छ परिवर्तनको लागी प्राणदिने शहिदहरुलाई समग्रमा हामी सबैको लाखौं पटक सलाम छ।   आङ्सराङ् - ५ बरबोटे पाँचथर मेची नेपाल। हाल – Qatar Foundation. Email – manjeeldip@yahoo.com

श्रीमतीः साहृजी

श्रीमतीः साहृजी, यो पोतेको कति पैसा हो ? साहृजीः १४ सय रुपियाँ हो । श्रीमतीः कस्तो महँगो साहृजी ! साहृजीः यस्तै हो हजृर । श्रीमतीः ह्या, यस्तो रंग उडिसेको छ !! साहृजीः अर्को हेर्नोस् न । श्रीमतीः सप्पै उस्तै छन् नि, कति हा यसको चाहीँ ? साहुजीः १५०० रुपियाँ । श्रीमतीः कस्तो मँहगो हो साहृजीकहाँ त ! यो पोतेको दाममा त जापानिज जृत्ता नै आउँछ नि । साहृजीः जानोस् न त त्यही जृत्ता झुण्डाउनोस् पोतेको साटो झुण्डाउनोस् पोतेको साटो ।

Meaning of Celebration

Have a nice day to you... Lets Celebrate Life.         Celebration means...... Four friends. Bahar barsaat. Four glasses of beer. Celebration means...... Hundred bucks of petrol. A rusty old bike. And an open road. Celebration means...... Maggi noodles. A hostel room. 4.25 a. m. Celebration means...... 3 old friends. 3 separate cities. 3 coffee mugs. 1 internet messenger. Celebration means...... Rain on a hot tin roof. Pakoras deep-frying. Neighbours dropping in. A party. Celebration means...... You and mom. A summer night. A bottle of coconut oil. A head massage. You can spend Hundreds on birthdays, Thousands on festivals, Lakhs on weddings, but to celebrate all you have to do is spend your Time with your loved ones. Keep in touch with those who care for you........

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 Sean Pun

Butwal, Nepal

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Why I fired my Secretary

Why I fired my Secretary. Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday.' I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids... They will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, 'Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday ! ' It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock , when Jane knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.' I said, 'Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go !' We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?' I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind ?' She said, 'Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner.' After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, ' Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.' 'Ok.' I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ... Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'. And I just sat there... On the couch... Naked!!!!     .

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READ HER MIND..!

Read a Woman's mind -

Doesn't matter whether she is interested in you, you'll make her interested eventually anyway. But look for these signs to show you whether you're already making progress. It's also fun to look for these signs as a by-stander, either in everyday situations or for example in a bar - when the guy earnestly believes he is being sooo smooth but the woman he is talking to isn't displaying any of the signs presented below, you can't help but have a chuckle about it.

Her lips -

• Big smiles with upper and lower teeth showing with a relaxed face.
• Biting of the lips or showing of the tongue, licking her lips or touching of her front teeth.
• She wets her lips, some women use only a single-lip lick, wetting the upper or lower lip, while others run the tongue around the entire lip area.
• She puts her fingernail between her teeth.
• She protrudes her lips and thrust her brea$ts forward.

Her eyes -

• She gazes in your eyes with deep interest and her pupils are dilated.
• She raises both eyebrows exaggeratedly for a couple of seconds, this is often combined with a smile and some eye contact.
• She winks at you while talking to you or winks at you from a distance.
• While talking to you, she blinks more than usual, fluttering her eyelashes.
• Eyebrows raised and then lowered, then a smile indicates interest in you.

Her hair -

• She pushes her fingers through her hair. This can be one hand movement or more of a stroking motion.
• She twirls her hair around her fingers while she is looking at you.
• She is throwing her hair back off her shoulders.

Her clothing -

• If she is wearing clothes that show her nipples underneath and you notice they are getting perky and erect.
• The hem goes up to expose a little more leg.
• She is fixing, patting or smoothing her outfit to make herself look better.

While she is seated -

• She moves in time to the music, with her eyes on you.
• She starts sitting straight up and her muscles appear to be firm.
• She is sitting with her legs open.
• She sits with her legs crossed in a manner to reveal her thigh.
• Her legs are rubbing against each other.
• Her legs are rubbing against the leg of the table.
• Her crossed leg is pointed towards you or if that same leg is rocking back and forth towards you.

Her hands -

• She exposes the palms of her hand facing you.
• While talking to you, she rests an elbow in the palm of one hand, while holding out her other hand, palm up.
• She rubs her wrists up and down.
• She sits with one hand touching one of her breasts.
• She rubs her chin or touches her cheek. This indicates that she's thinking about you and her relating in some way.
• She is fondling keys, sliding hands up and down a glass, playing with toys or other things on the table.
• She plays with her jewellery, especially with stroking and pulling motions.
• She touches your arm, shoulder, thigh, or hand while talking to you (in case you already haven't started kino yourself, dumbass:).
• She is pretending to look at her watch as you pass her.

Her voice -

• She raises or lowers the volume of her voice to match yours.
• She speeds up or slows down her speaking to match yours.
• She laughs in unison with you.
• In a crowd she speaks only to you and focuses all of her undivided attention on you.

Micellaneous -

• She mirrors your body language and body positions.
• Her skin tone becomes red while being around you.
• She blows smoke straight out from between her lips and toward you.
• She leans over and speaks into her friend's ear, just like in junior high school.
• She is standing with her head cocked slightly at an angle, one foot behind the other, hips slightly thrust forward.
• At a party - every once in a while she seems to appear out of nowhere in your vicinity and if you move to another spot, soon she appears out of nowhere again, you catch her glancing in your general direction (actually, glancing at YOU dummy!, she bumps into you… accidentally, touches you… accidentally etc.

When talking to a girl, these are some of the more important signs to watch for -

• Can you keep conversation going with her?
• Does she react well to kino?
• Does she touch you?
• Does she laugh?

Now I don't have to explain what the answer "yes" to these questions means, do From "Sweep women off their feet...": "All these signs usually tell you that the girl is captivated by your charms. But before you get there, chances are that her body language changes as the discussion progresses. Make sure that you watch her closely and as soon as you get a sign that should be an indication that you are on the right track, keep going in that direction. If the opposite happens, just change the subject and see what happens." The really gorgeous and beautiful girls however very seldom get around to displaying the signs of interest described above. They simply don't have to, as they are used to getting some attention already long before that. With such girls you have to be on a lookout for the initial and thus much more subtle signs of interest. One example of this would be a gorgeous girl simply looking at your face. Obviously people tend to look at what or whom they like to look at. But whereas an average girl first just looks at your face and then progresses into the more overt signs of interest described above, looking at your face from time to time might be the only sign of interest you'll ever get from the most beautiful of girls. So if you think you're not getting any signs of interest from beautiful girls - you are, but you just can't see them well enough yet.

Don Steele: "Here are signs of interest sent from across the room. Most are applicable to both $exes. The sequence of the list approximates the courtship sequence. 

 

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World's Mort Expensive Saree

World's Mort Expensive Saree -

How often have you come across a Rs. 40 lakh ($100,000) silk saree?

Chennai Silks, a textile unit has come up with one of its kind and it is seeking an unmistakable entry into the Guinness Book of World Records for being the most unique and expensive saree.

The exceptionally stunning saree is meticulously woven with 12 precious stones and metals to depict 11 of Raja Ravi Verma's popular paintings. Explicitly projected is 'Lady Musicians', one of the painter's very famous works that displays women belonging to diverse cultural backgrounds. Besides, the border of the saree pictures 10 other paintings of the artist that pays tribute to 20th century artist.

The best part of the saree being that the women in the paintings are intricately hand-woven and beautified with jewels of gold, diamond, platinum, silver, ruby, emerald, yellow sapphire, sapphire, cat's eye, topaz, pearl and corals.

Already in the Limca Book of Records, this 40 lakh saree will be the first silk saree that required the use of 7,440 jacquard hooks and 66,794 cards during the weaving process. Moreover, a group of consummate workers took nearly 4,680 hours.

 

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Salma Sundance Portraits

 

Salma Hayek - 2003 Sundance Film Festival - The Maldonado Miracle - Portraits

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Adriana Lima - Photoshoot

Adriana Lima's modeling career began at a young age. She was only 13 when an agent discovered her at the mall. At 15, she won the Ford Supermodel Of Brazil contest and placed second in the Ford Supermodel Of The World contest. Shortly after, speaking only broken English, she moved to New York City and signed a contract with Elite Model Management.
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Dual Music Player

Dual Music Player that plays your MP3 collection & your CDs...

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Shakira - Photoshoot

According to the United World Chart, Shakira is as of 2007 the 6th most successful artist so far from the 2000s. She is also the only artist to have two songs in the top ten of the most... (9 images) --- read more....

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Balance Mobile

Balance Mobile Concept -

Balance is an authentic luxury-smartphone. Up to now, these two categories (luxury and smart) have diverged, and few well-executed alternatives exist. The choice of material (titanium and stainless steel) and its mechanism (a shell-slide solution) impart exclusivity to the phone, while its features satisfy the... (5 images) --- read more...

 

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Genius Wonder Boy -

Name: Akrit Jaswal
Super Power: Advance Intelligence
Nationality: Indian
Born April 23, 1993

Akrit Jaswal never attended medical school, and yet in his native country of India, he is widely known as a physician.

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Modern Truths & Sayings

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Modern Truths & Sayings -

• Whenever I find the key to success --- someone changes the lock.

• To Err is human --- to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

• The road to success --- is always under construction.

• Al©ohol doesn't solve any problems --- if you think again, neither does Milk.
  
  
• In order to get a Loan --- you first need to prove that you don't need it.
  
  
• All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.

• Since Light travels faster than Sound --- people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
  
   
• Everyone has a scheme of getting rich --- which never works.
  
  
• If at first you don't succeed --- Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
  
  
• You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down --- it will always land on the buttered side.
  
  
• Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
  
  
• 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.
  
  
• As soon as you mention something --- if it is good, it is taken --- If it is bad, it happens.
  
  
• He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
  
  
• If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late --- the bus is still late.
  
  
• Once you have bought something --- you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
  
  
• When in a queue --- the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
  
  
• If you have paper, you don't have a pen --- If you have a pen, you don't have paper --- If you have both, no one calls.
  
  
• Especially for engg. Students -
  If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
  
  
• You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
  
  
• All BMTC buses are crowded.
  Corollary --- BMTC buses in opposite direction always go empty.
  
  
• The door bell or your mobile will always ring --- when you are in the bathroom.
  
  
• After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
  
  
• If your exam is tomorrow --- there will be a power cut tonight.
  
  
• The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors --- until another person is fired or quits.
  
  
• Irrespective of the direction of the wind --- the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker

 Sean Pun

Butwal, Nepal

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 Sean Pun

Butwal, Nepal

 

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First time I see this ...

Does evil exist?

The University professor challenged his students with this question.
"Did God create everything that exists?"
A student bravely replied, "Yes he did!"

"God created everything?" The professor asked.
"Yes sir", the student replied.

The professor answered, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principal that our works define who we are, then God is evil."

The student became quiet before such an answer. The professor, quite pleased with himself, boasted to the students that he had proven once more that the Christian faith was a myth.

Another student raised his hand and said, "Can I ask you a question professor?"

"Of course", replied the professor.

The student stood up and asked, "Professor does cold exist?"

"What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you never been cold?" The students snickered at the young man's question.

The young man replied, "In fact sir, cold does not exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality the absence of heat. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-460? F) is the total absence of heat; all matter becomes inert and incapable of reaction at that temperature. Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if we have no heat."

The student continued, "Professor, does darkness exist?"

The professor responded, "Of course it does."

The student replied, "Once again you are wrong sir, darkness does not exist either. Darkness is in reality the absence of light. Light we can study, but not darkness. In fact we can use Newton's prism to break white light into many colors and study the various wavelengths of each color. You cannot measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a world of darkness and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is? You measure the amount of light present. Isn't this correct? Darkness is a term used by man to describe what happens when there is no light present."

Finally the young man asked the professor, "Sir, does evil exist?"

Now uncertain, the professor responded, "Of course as I have already said. We see it everyday. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil.

To this the student replied, "Evil dies not exist sir, or at least is does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light."

The professor sat down.

The young man's name -- Albert Einstein


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For the whole Nepalese: Machine-Readable Passports by 2010

Machine-Readable Passports by 2010

BY KOSH RAJ KOIRALA

KATHMANDU, Aug 12 - As per a commitment made to the International Civil Aviation Organization (ICAO) three years ago, Nepal is all set to introduce Machine-Readable Passports (MRP) by 2010.
Officials said the Home Ministry, Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA), Ministry of Law, Justice and Parliamentary Affairs and the Ministry of Finance are working jointly to implement the plan. The primary objective of the MRP is to minimize delay in border crossing formalities and safeguard international civil aviation operations against unlawful interference.
The introduction of MRP is expected to help control various forms of international crime including human trafficking and also enhance the credibility of the passports.
A joint team formed by the government to conduct a detailed study on MRP is to submit  final recommendations to MoFA after completing study visits to various countries including Thailand and India. MRP is already in full-fledged implementation in both those countries.
Under Secretary Lekh Nath Pokharel at the Home Ministry said they are now all set to submit final recommendations to MoFA after preparing the necessary security features to be incorporated into the passports. The study is primarily
focused on data collection, data verification, machine-readable passport production and distribution.
In July 2005, all 188 ICAO contracting states including Nepal had agreed to begin issuing ICAO-standard MRPs no later than April 10, 2010. A specialized agency of the UN, ICAO sets standards and regulations for aviation safety, security, efficiency and regularity, as well as for aviation environmental protection.
The ICAO-standard passports are readily recognized by officials at security, immigration and customs checkpoints and by embassies and consulates worldwide, making it more convenient for an individual to obtain visas for travel and to get clearance at airports.
All data contained in the MRP is encoded in Optical Character Recognition (OCR) format and the passports have a special Machine-Readable Passport Zone, which is usually at the end of the document. It spans two lines. Each line is 44 characters long and contains the holder's basic personal details, e.g. name, date of birth, nationality, profession and passport number as in the older passports.
While the government is to stop issuing ordinary passports completely by 2010, all those possessing ordinary passports also need to acquire the MRP by 2013 as ICAO will not recognize forms of passport other than MRP or the biometrically enabled version known as e-passport, said officials at the Home Ministry.
Currently, Nepali passports are issued from all 75 district administration offices, MoFA in Kathmandu and 21 Nepali diplomatic missions abroad.
As per the norm set by ICAO, the MRP is supposed to be issued from a single place in a country. "We are, however, mulling an arrangement for distributing such passports at least at regional level in view of the difficulties that one would have to undergo for acquiring such passports," said Pokharel, who is also a member of the study team.
He informed that it would not be very expensive to install MRP issuing machines. "We have come to learn that one such machine costs around $15,000," he added. "The total cost of production for each MRP would be around $2."

Officials said the government has to bear additional financial costs for bringing MRP into full-fledged implementation as it requires installing of at least two Optical Character Recognition Machines (OCRMs) to read MRPs at Tribhuvan International Airport (TIA) and at least one each at eight other entry points into Nepal.

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Vishnu Pyakurel

What's a mixed feeling?

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ Q What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~ Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~ Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex? A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick! ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ Q.Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it! ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~ Q. What is a Yankee? A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? A. They both like a tight seal. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? A. Their balls are just for decoration. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ Q.What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'? A. About three inches. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ Q: What's the difference between purple and pink? A. The grip. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A. It's not hard. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~ Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A: Kick his sister in the jaw. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 pounds. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? A. The swallow. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A .. They don't have balls to scratch! ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ OH, don't groan. You know darn well you're going to send this on to somebody Live well, laugh hard, & love deeply!!!