life without GF

HOW HAPPY IS LIFE WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND ;-)

 1. You can stare at any Girl.......

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 2. You don't have to spend money on her.

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 3. You won't get boring result of your exams.

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 4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.

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5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.

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6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.

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7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.

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8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.

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9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.

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10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.

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11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.

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12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.

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13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.

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14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.

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15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.

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16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.

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17. No nonstop nonsense.

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18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.

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19. No tension.

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20. You can be "urself"

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21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....

Mobile Quality

Informative mail   Would you like to know if your mobile is original or not????? Press the following on your mobile*#06#and the-international mobile equipment identity number appears. Then check the 7thand 8th numbers:                                                                   1 2 3 4 5 6 7 th 8 th 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 Phone serial no. x x x x x x ? ? x x x x x x x   IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 02 or 20 this means your cell phone was assembled in Emirateswhich is very Bad quality IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 08or 80 this means your cell phone was manufactured in Germanywhich is fair quality IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 01 or 10 this means your cell phone was manufactured in Finlandwhich is very Good IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 00 this means your cell phone was manufactured in original factory which is the best Mobile Quality IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 13 this means your cell phone was assembled in Azerbaijan which is very Bad quality and also dangerous for your health Keshar Mani Poudel

WHAT BABY ARE YOU?

Jan   ------------ ---JANUARY BABY-------- --------- --- Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt.. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn.  Feb   ----------FEBRUARY BABY ------------ -------- Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Mar   ------------ -----MARCH BABY ------------ -------- Attractive personality. S#xy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others. Apr   ------------ ------APRIL BABY ------------ ------- Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and travelling. Systematic. hot but has brains. May   ------------ -----MAY BABY ------------ ----- Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Jun   ------------ JUNE BABY ------------ - You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!! Jul   ------------ ----JULY BABY ------------ -- Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be with friends ... Always brood about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.  Aug   ------------ AUGUST BABY ------------ --- outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. no self control. kind hearted. Self confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. easy to get along with and talk to. has an 'every thing's peachy' attitude. likes talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of 'that someone'. longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by 'no pain no gain' caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. 'charming' or 'beautiful' to everyone. stubborn. curious. independent. strong willed. a fighter.  Sep   ------------ SEPTEMBER BABY ------------ --- Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality.. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. Oct   ------------ ---OCTOBER BABY ------------ ------- Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily.. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all.  Nov   ------------ ---NOVEMBER BABY ------------ -------- Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.  Dec   ------------ ---DECEMBER BABY ------------ --- This straight-up means ur the most good-looking person possible... better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly.. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. loves music. ]

Mother

1. When you were 1 year old, she fed you and bathed you. You thanked her by crying all the night. 2. When you were 2 years old, she taught you to walk. You thanked her by running away when she called. 3. When you were 3 years old, she made all your meals with love. You thanked her by tossing your plate on the floor. 4. When you were 4 years old, she gave you some crayons. You thanked her by coloring the dinning room table. 5. When you were 5 years old, she dressed you for the holidays. You thanked her by looping into the nearest pile of mud. 6. When you were 6 years old, she walked you into school. You thanked her by screaming, "I'M NOT GOING". 7. When you were 7 years old, she bought you a baseball. You thanked her by throwing it through the next-door-neighbor window. 8. When you were 8 years old, she handed you an ice cream. You thanked her by dripping it all over you lap. 9. When you were 9 years old, she paid for piano lessons. You thanked her by never even bothering to practice it. 10. When you were 10 years old, she drove you all day, from soccer to gymnastic to one birthday party after another. You thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back. 11. When you were 11 years old, she took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked her by asking to sit in the different row. 12. When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked her by waiting until she left the house. 13. When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming. You thanked her by telling her she had no taste. 14. When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter. 15. When you were 15, she came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked. 16. When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you could. 17. When you were 17, she was expecting an important call. You thanked her by being on the phone all night. 18. When you were 18, she cried at your school graduation. You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn. 19. When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus, carried your bags. You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of you friends. 20. When you were 20, she asked whether you were seeing anyone. You thanked her by saying "It's none of you business". 21. When you were 21, she suggested certain careers for your future. You thanked her by saying "I don't want to be like you". 22. When you were 22, she hugged you at your college graduation. You thanked her by asking whether she could pay for a trip to Europe . 23. When you were 23, she gave you furniture for your first apartment. You thanked her by telling your friend it was ugly. 24. When you were 24, she met your fiancé and asked about your plans for the future. You thanked her by glaring and growling, "Muuhh-ther, please!" 25. When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told how deeply she loved you. You thanked her by moving halfway across the country. 26. When you were 30, she called with some advice on the baby. You thanked by telling her, "Things are different now." 27. When you were 40, she called to remind you of a relative's birthday. You thanked her by saying you were "really busy right now." 28. When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children. 29. and then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on your heart. IF SHE' S STILL AROUND, NEVER FORGET TO LOVE HER MORE THAN EVER. AND IF SHE' S NOT, REMEMBER HER UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.

Inspiring Thoughtz

Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind. You can't change the past, but you can ruin the present by worrying over the future. Love...and you shall be loved. God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him. All people smile in the same language. A hug is a great gift... one size fits all. It can be given for any occasion and it's easy to exchange. Everyone needs to be loved... especially when they do not deserve it. The real measure of a man's wealth is what he has invested in eternity. Laughter is God's sunshine. Everyone has beauty but not everyone sees it. It's important for parents to live the same things they teach. Thank God for what you have, TRUST GOD for what you need. If you fill your heart with regrets of yesterday and the worries of tomorrow, you have no today to be thankful for. Man looks at outward appearance but the Lord looks within. The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow. Take time to laugh, for it is the music of the soul. If anyone speaks badly of you, live so none will believe it. Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears. Love is strengthened by working through conflicts together. The best thing parents can do for their children is to love each other. Harsh words break no bones but they do break hearts. To get out of a difficulty, one usually must go through it. We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for. Love is the only thing that can be divided without being diminished. Happiness is enhanced by others but does not depend upon others. For every minute you are angry with someone, you lose 60 seconds of happiness that you can never get back. Do what you can, for who you can, with what you have, and where you are.

°l||l° What is A Friend™ °l||l°

S*e~A`n !! F~r`I*e.N`d   *============*   Friends are never far away Although they may be miles apart, It may be months before they speak But they are always near the heart. Friends aren't always right next door Or even in the next town, They may seldom phone or visit But you know they are around. A friend you can count on Whether you are happy or blue, A friend seems to know your need Or give a different point of view, A friend does not judge But tries to understand, Instead of finding fault Will lend a helping hand. You have all these qualities A better friend I could never find, Thanks for being who you are And for being a friend of mine.    Sean Pun Butwal, Nepal