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कविता "अबफेरी मेरो देशमा"   मन्जील दिप सुब्बा, अबफेरी मेरो देशमा हिटलरको घृणित युद्ध नचर्कियोस ओसिएका बम वारोदहरु शान्ति खलबलाउनको निम्ति बुलिन्द्र आवाज लिएर नपर्कियोस भर्खरै मात्र सकिएका छन पोतेर जनयुद्धले चर्किएका घरका भिताहरु ममतामयी आमा! अबफेरी तिम्रो काख उजाडिएको मरुभूमिझै रितो नहोस वावा! तिमिले सनाखत भएका लाषहरु जिम्मा लिन नपरोस भाईटिकामा चेली! तिमिले माईतिको प्रतिविम्ब खोज्दा क्षतविक्ष्‍यद भएर यन्त्रतन्त्र छरिएका शरिरका टुक्राहरु नहोउन तिजमा माईती तिमिले चेलिको सामिप्यता वेपता र वेवारिशे पारिएको समाचार अखबारहरुमा नहोउन  पबित्र शिन्दुर छरिएको शिउदो हो त्यो, कहिल्यै नपुछियोस दैवले जुराएको मिठो साथ त्यो पन ि नछुटियोस देशका कर्णधार नावालकहरु टुहुरा र टुहुरी नहोउन सोर्ग जस्तै घर - परिवार बिचल्ली र बिस्थापित नबनुन परिवर्तन ल्याउने परिवर्तनकारिलाई हृदय देखिनै प्रणाम छ परिवर्तनको लागी प्राणदिने शहिदहरुलाई समग्रमा हामी सबैको लाखौं पटक सलाम छ।   आङ्सराङ् - ५ बरबोटे पाँचथर मेची नेपाल। हाल – Qatar Foundation. Email – manjeeldip@yahoo.com

श्रीमतीः साहृजी

श्रीमतीः साहृजी, यो पोतेको कति पैसा हो ? साहृजीः १४ सय रुपियाँ हो । श्रीमतीः कस्तो महँगो साहृजी ! साहृजीः यस्तै हो हजृर । श्रीमतीः ह्या, यस्तो रंग उडिसेको छ !! साहृजीः अर्को हेर्नोस् न । श्रीमतीः सप्पै उस्तै छन् नि, कति हा यसको चाहीँ ? साहुजीः १५०० रुपियाँ । श्रीमतीः कस्तो मँहगो हो साहृजीकहाँ त ! यो पोतेको दाममा त जापानिज जृत्ता नै आउँछ नि । साहृजीः जानोस् न त त्यही जृत्ता झुण्डाउनोस् पोतेको साटो झुण्डाउनोस् पोतेको साटो ।

Meaning of Celebration

Have a nice day to you... Lets Celebrate Life.         Celebration means...... Four friends. Bahar barsaat. Four glasses of beer. Celebration means...... Hundred bucks of petrol. A rusty old bike. And an open road. Celebration means...... Maggi noodles. A hostel room. 4.25 a. m. Celebration means...... 3 old friends. 3 separate cities. 3 coffee mugs. 1 internet messenger. Celebration means...... Rain on a hot tin roof. Pakoras deep-frying. Neighbours dropping in. A party. Celebration means...... You and mom. A summer night. A bottle of coconut oil. A head massage. You can spend Hundreds on birthdays, Thousands on festivals, Lakhs on weddings, but to celebrate all you have to do is spend your Time with your loved ones. Keep in touch with those who care for you........

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 Sean Pun

Butwal, Nepal

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Why I fired my Secretary

Why I fired my Secretary. Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday.' I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids... They will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, 'Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday ! ' It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock , when Jane knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.' I said, 'Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go !' We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?' I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind ?' She said, 'Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner.' After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, ' Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.' 'Ok.' I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ... Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'. And I just sat there... On the couch... Naked!!!!     .