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Aug 12, 2008

For the whole Nepalese: Machine-Readable Passports by 2010

Machine-Readable Passports by 2010
BY KOSH RAJ KOIRALA
KATHMANDU, Aug 12 - As per a commitment made to the International Civil Aviation Organization (ICAO) three years ago, Nepal is all set to introduce Machine-Readable Passports (MRP) by 2010.
Officials said the Home Ministry, Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA), Ministry of Law, Justice and Parliamentary Affairs and the Ministry of Finance are working jointly to implement the plan. The primary objective of the MRP is to minimize delay in border crossing formalities and safeguard international civil aviation operations against unlawful interference.
The introduction of MRP is expected to help control various forms of international crime including human trafficking and also enhance the credibility of the passports.
A joint team formed by the government to conduct a detailed study on MRP is to submit  final recommendations to MoFA after completing study visits to various countries including Thailand and India. MRP is already in full-fledged implementation in both those countries.
Under Secretary Lekh Nath Pokharel at the Home Ministry said they are now all set to submit final recommendations to MoFA after preparing the necessary security features to be incorporated into the passports. The study is primarily
focused on data collection, data verification, machine-readable passport production and distribution.
In July 2005, all 188 ICAO contracting states including Nepal had agreed to begin issuing ICAO-standard MRPs no later than April 10, 2010. A specialized agency of the UN, ICAO sets standards and regulations for aviation safety, security, efficiency and regularity, as well as for aviation environmental protection.
The ICAO-standard passports are readily recognized by officials at security, immigration and customs checkpoints and by embassies and consulates worldwide, making it more convenient for an individual to obtain visas for travel and to get clearance at airports.
All data contained in the MRP is encoded in Optical Character Recognition (OCR) format and the passports have a special Machine-Readable Passport Zone, which is usually at the end of the document. It spans two lines. Each line is 44 characters long and contains the holder's basic personal details, e.g. name, date of birth, nationality, profession and passport number as in the older passports.
While the government is to stop issuing ordinary passports completely by 2010, all those possessing ordinary passports also need to acquire the MRP by 2013 as ICAO will not recognize forms of passport other than MRP or the biometrically enabled version known as e-passport, said officials at the Home Ministry.
Currently, Nepali passports are issued from all 75 district administration offices, MoFA in Kathmandu and 21 Nepali diplomatic missions abroad.
As per the norm set by ICAO, the MRP is supposed to be issued from a single place in a country. "We are, however, mulling an arrangement for distributing such passports at least at regional level in view of the difficulties that one would have to undergo for acquiring such passports," said Pokharel, who is also a member of the study team.
He informed that it would not be very expensive to install MRP issuing machines. "We have come to learn that one such machine costs around $15,000," he added. "The total cost of production for each MRP would be around $2."

Officials said the government has to bear additional financial costs for bringing MRP into full-fledged implementation as it requires installing of at least two Optical Character Recognition Machines (OCRMs) to read MRPs at Tribhuvan International Airport (TIA) and at least one each at eight other entry points into Nepal.
Posted on: 2008-08-11 20:26:44 (Server Time)

Vishnu Pyakurel

Aug 11, 2008

What's a mixed feeling?




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Q. What's a mixed feeling?


A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

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Q What's the height of conceit?


A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.


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Q. What's the definition of macho?


A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.


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Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?


A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball


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Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?


A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!


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Q.Why is divorce so expensive?


A. Because it's worth it!


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Q. What is a Yankee?


A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.


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Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?


A. They both like a tight seal.


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Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?


A. Their balls are just for decoration.


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Q.What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'?


A. About three inches.


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Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?

A. The grip.


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Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?


A. It's not hard.


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Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?


A: Kick his sister in the jaw.


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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?


A: 45 pounds.


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Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?


A: 45 minutes.


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Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?


A: Breasts don't have eyes.


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Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

A. The swallow.


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Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?


A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

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Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A .. They don't have balls to scratch!
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OH, don't groan. You know darn well you're going to send this on to somebody

Live well, laugh hard, & love deeply!!!



Aug 7, 2008

गीत


          बिमल गिरी,
'गीत'
कस्तो सम्योग जुरो आज भेटभो तिमीसँग
दुई आँखाको मिलनसङै मन भयो उमङग

पिडादयी नहोस् यात्रा गन्तब्यमा पुग्नलाई
जिबन हाम्रो बिम्ब बनोस जुन ताराले थाहानपाई
साझ बिहान मुस्काइरहु सधैं तिमीसँग
दुई आँखाको मिलनसङै मन भयो उमङग

मुहार भरी अचम्मको चमक छायो आज
खुशी फुल्यो चारैतिर बिह्वल भयो लाज
जोसजागर झुल्क्यो मनमा भेट भयो तिमीसँग
दुई आँखाको मिलन सँगइ मन भयो उमङग 


चारपाने झापा,
(
अनेसास) बेल्जियम
च्याप्टर
 
Image
by
Nauman
Rahim

                                                                                

&n bsp;    

Software engineer and his wife



Software engineer and his wife

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

 Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.

 Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.

Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.

 Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.

Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.

Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer
- sigdeldr 

Aug 5, 2008

Europe Life

Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor and said:

Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully  within this period.

Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.

Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only

Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.

Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only...

Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.
Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first:

Doctor: OK. Tell me.

Man:
I sleep like a dog thinking about my work load whole night.
I get up in the morning like a horse
I go to work running like a deer
I work all the day like a donkey
I run around for 12 months a year like a bull with only 28days holiday.
I wag my tail in front of all my bosses
I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.

Doctor: are you FROM Europe?


Man: Yes

Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are FROM Europe. Come man, no one can treat you better than me.

(Pass this message to all your friends back home especialy your neighbours & relatives who think life in the europe is full of luxuries. Let them know the real life.)

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