Chilly Question & Ans.

Chilly Question & Ans.

*Girlfriend: **And are you sure you love me and no one else?*

*Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday*

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*Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?*

*Customer: What other colors do you have?*

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*Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.*

*Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help
anyway!!*

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*Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?*

*Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.*

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*Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!*

*Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.*

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*Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!*

*Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?*

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*Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.*

*Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!*

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*Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!*

*Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.*

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*Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!*

*Son: That's why I say she's no **good!*

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Sean Pun
Butwal, Nepal