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Oct 8, 2008

°l||l° Morning Fun™ °l||l° 3 Wishes

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss
are on their way to a meeting.
On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.

The ghost says,
"Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three,
I will allow one wish each"

So the eager senior manager shouted,
"I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries."
Pfufffff. and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be In Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails." Pfufffff. and he was also gone.
 
The boss calmly said,
"I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm."
Thank You
               
 Sean Pun
Butwal, Nepal
.

l||l° Coke -- Sperm Killer (info)™ °l||l°

Coke 
The Sperm Killer


 
Spermicide Coke, Fertile Strippers Scoop Ig Nobel Awards!

London, Oct 3 (ANI): Studies that suggested sodas such as Coke and Pepsi kill sperms and exotic lap dancers make more money when they are at peak fertility have been awarded the 2008 Ig Nobel prize.

In 1980s, when researcher Deborah Anderson of Harvard Medical School's birth- control laboratory discovered that "Coca Cola douches" were being used as a type of contraception at the all-girl Catholic boarding school she had attended in Puerto Rico, she decided to test it.

For the study, Anderson, medical student Sharee Umpierre and gynaecologist, Joe Hill mixed four different types of Coke with sperm in test tubes.

A minute later, they found that all sperm were dead in the Diet Coke, however, 41pct were still swimming in the just-introduced New Coke.

"Coca-Cola douches had become a part of contraceptive folklore during the 1950s and 1960s, when other birth-control methods were hard to come by," New Scientist quoted Anderson, as saying.

"It was believed that the carbonic acid in Coke killed sperm, and the method came with its own 'shake and shoot applicator'" - the classic Coke bottle," she added.

Another study, led by University of New Mexico psychologists proposing that lap dancers earn more money when they are at peak fertility also won the award.

During the research, psychologists Geoffrey Miller, Joshua Tybur and Brent Jordan asked women working as lap dancers to report their nightly tips, and whether they were on hormonal contraceptives or menstruating naturally.

The two groups of women received similar tips when they were in non-fertile parts of their cycle, but when the naturally menstruating women reached their fertile days, the researchers found, they earned significantly more.

A Brazilian study led by Astolfo Araujo of the University of Sao Paulo and Jose Marcelino of Sao Paolo's Department of Historical Heritage on armadillos, the burrowing animals, which showed that the pesky creatures can move the artifacts in archaeological dig sites up, down and even laterally by several meters as they dig also won the prestigious alternative prize.

Another experiment with huge implications for health policy won the Ig Nobel medicine prize for Dan Ariely of Duke University in North Carolina.

He gave two groups of volunteers identical placebos masquerading as painkillers, telling one group the pills cost 2.50 dollars each and the other that the pills had been discounted to 10 cents each.

The volunteers didn't pay for the pills, but those who took the "more costly" fake medicine felt less pain from electric shocks than those who took the cheap fakes

This showed that price affects people's expectations and thus their response to medicine, Ariely says - the more expensive the pill, the more relief they expect.

 

These awards, presented at Harvard University, are organized by the humorous scientific journal the Annals of Improbable Research for research achievements "that make people laugh - then think". (ANI)



 Sean Pun
Butwal, Nepal
.

Oct 7, 2008

Politics

----- Forwarded Message ----
From: "Acharya, Anil K" <anil.acharya>
To: "Subba, Birendra X" <birendra.subba>; "Gautam, Tika R" <tika.gautam>; "Gurung, Tej B" <tej.gurung>
Sent: Tuesday, October 7, 2008 2:30:29 AM
Subject: Politics

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' 
 Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: 
 I am the head of the family , so call me The President
 Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government
 We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
 The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class
 And your baby brother, we will call him the Future
 Now think about that and see if it makes sense. 
 
So the little boy Goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. 
 Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. 
 He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. 
 So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.  
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.


The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.' 

 The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' 

The little boy replies, 
'The President is screwing the Working Cl ass while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future  is in deep sh! it 

Regards,
Anil Acharya.
Drilling Communication Support
Bldg # 3091, R-203, Dhahran
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Fax # 03-876-4711
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Thanks bro,
Happy Vijaya Dashain 2065 to you and your family & to all nepali people who are staying out of motherland or staying into the motherland "A very Happy, peaceful & prosperity Vijaya Dashami 2065" 
 

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Shuva Vijaya Dashami 2065 ko Hardik Mangalmaya Suvakamana.

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