Nepali Hell

Nepali Hell A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for An hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then The German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." The man does not like the sound of that at all,so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell. Then he comes to the Nepali hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Nepali devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?" "Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work,someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen!!! sent by: Sean Pun Butwal, Nepal

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 1. Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day. And while you walk, smile.
2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
3. Sleep for 7 hours.
4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.
5. Play more games.
6.  Read more books than you did in 2007.
7. Make time to practice meditation, yoga, and prayer. They provide us with daily fuel for our busy lives. If you can spend 2 hours in the gym to tone your body, you can spend 30 minutes a day toning your soul and character .
8. Spend some time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6. It will teach you to be innocent and true.
9. Dream more while you are awake.
10. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that  is manufactured in factories.
11. Drink plenty of water.
12. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
13. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.
14. Forget issues of the past.  Don't remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past.  That will ruin your present happiness.
15.  Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control.  Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
16. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
17. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
18. Smile and laugh more.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.  Don't hate others.
20. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
21. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
22. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
23. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about. Don't compare your partner with others.
24. No one is in charge of your happiness except you..
25. Forgive everyone for everything.
26. What other people think of you is none of your business.
27. GOD heals everything..
28. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
29. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
30. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
31. Envy is a waste of time.. You already have all you need.
32. The best is yet to come.
33. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
34.. Do the right thing!
35. Call your family often.
36. Your inner most is always happy. So be happy.
37. Each day give something good to others.
 38.  Don't over do.  Keep your limits.
 39. When you awaken alive in the morning, thank GOD for it..
 
sent by:

 Sean Pun

Butwal, Nepal

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भुपेन्द्र महत,                 गजल              नशाले छुन छाडे रसिलो ओठ चुम्न देउ बैशको मात पिएर एकचोटि झुम्न देउ स्वोर्गै भएनी चाहिएन अबलाई भइगो तेही नै नयनको परिधि भित्र घुम्न देउ नजरको बाण चले देखी घाइते भएकोछु धपक्क बल्या तिम्रो रुपमा होश गुम्न देउ कामदेवको ताती लाग्लान तिमीलाई खिच्न सुरक्षाको लागि लौ पहरे भई रुग्न देउ दुश्मनले तिम्रा खुशीमा एम्बुश थापे भने पेट्रोल पठाउने छु दिल सम्म पुग्न देउ कोलोराडो अमेरिका।

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Sean Pun Butwal, Nepal