sayeri

From: durga k.c.

To: nepali friend <nepalifren@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Thursday, February 28, 2008 13:18:08
Subject: NEPAL^E^FRENZ# sayeri

1.Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)

2.Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek jidd hoti hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

3.kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate
kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate
kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate
aur aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chode nahi jaate.

4.Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hume mat dhoondna duniya ki bhid mein,
hum millenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein.....

5.Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise

6. Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye
JubaaN kholu to tera he naam aaye
Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum
Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tmaam aaye

7.Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

8.You must be a good runner because you are
always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have
stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter
because I Miss You Always...

9. Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

10.Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parvat se milne ka
intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar
karte hain

11.Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhhsss. ..KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....

12.Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
waaaaahhhhhhhhh. ..

13.Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein
hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein
kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bhaar aapko
dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko

14.1. L O V E
L = Lake of Sorrow
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death
E = End of life....    


15.Friendship is like a glass
handle it with care
because once broken cannot be mended
and even if mended....
a crack is always there !!!


16.When Nights are long & Friends are few,
I sit by my Window & think of u.
a silent whisper a silent tear.
with all my Heart i wish you were here.

17.When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!

18.When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make
sure that u select someone who will never break your heart coz broken
hearts have no spare parts.

19.Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko daraane ke kaam aayi...

20.Badi asaani se dil lgaaye jaate hain
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par
jaha diye nahi dil jalaaye jaate hain

21.Most people walk in and out of your life,
but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.

22.Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,and impossible to forget.

23.DON'T frown.You never know who is falling in love with your smile

24.When it hurts to look back,
and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there

25.Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

26.When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

27.one day Love and friendship met.
Love asked-when i already exist why are you here?
friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!"
Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for
tears if your friend is good.

28.If you love someone, put their name in a circle,
instead of a heart, because hearts can break,
but circles go on forever

29.If all my friends were to jump off a bridge,
I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

30.To handle yourself, use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.

31.Smile a while and while you smile,
smile another smile and soon there will be miles
and miles of smile just because you smiled,
i wish your day is full of SMILE

32.Muskura do jara khuda ke vaste,
sama-e-mahefil mai rosni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya gum hai,
hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?

33.Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don't bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.....

34.A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart.

35.a friend is sweet when it is new...
it is sweeter when it is true....
but you know that.....
it is the sweetest when it is u..."

36.a friend is sweet when it is new...
it is sweeter when it is true....
but you know that.....
it is the sweetest when it is u..

37.Chehre pe ashko ki lakeer si ban gayi
Jo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayi
humne to chalaayi thi ret pe ungli
gaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi

38.Mountain can fly,river can dry
you can forget me but never can i

39.Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

40.Door rehkar bhi yaad karenge
yeh mat sochna ki bhool jayenge tumeh,
agar dost bankar raas na aaye
to ajnabi ban kar yaad aayenge tumeh

41.destiny decides who u meet in life
but its only your heart that can decide
who gets to stay in your life.....

42.Have a heart that never hardens
have a smile that never fades
have a touch that never burnt
and have friendship that never breaks.

43.If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shake
if u need me i ill hurry, if u don't call me i ill worry
if u hurt me i ill cry but if u leave me i ill die.

44.Meaning of Friendship : -

F-------FOREVER
R-------RESPONCIBLE
I--------INTELLIGEN T
E-------EAGER TO MAIL
N-------NICE
D-------DIVINE
S--------SIMPLE
H-------HEARTLY
I--------INTERSTED
P-------PEACEFUL

45.Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not


46. I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy


47.I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming


48.My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way

49.My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

50.Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

51.jawaab teri shayari ka....
denge hum shayari mein....
naam tera likh baithe hain....
apne dil ki diary mein....

52.If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST,
If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE,
If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST,
and since you are my friend...U R THE BEST !!!

53.Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

54.Don't shut love out of your life by saying
it's impossible to find.

>The quickest way to
receive love is to give;

The fastest way to lose
love is to hold it too tightly;

And the best way to
keep love is to give it wings.

55.Dil ki aavaj bhi sun
mere fasaane pe na jaa
meri najaroN ki taraf dekh
jamaane pe na jaa.. 

56.Haseeno ne haseen banke gunaaah kiya,
auro ko to theek humko bhi tabaah kiya,
pesh kiya jab ghazaloN mein unki bewafaii ko,
auro ne to theek unhone bhi waah waah kiya

57.Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
ladkon ko fassane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai

58.Love is sweet poison:
Do not consume without your beloved's advise
and keep out of reach of children
and keep it in cool and dark place.

59.Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey

60.Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

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CooL CalculationS

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

 

 

SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.

Windows 2000 Professional Installation

From: Sigdel, Dhruba R
Sent: Wednesday, June 04, 2008 8:37 AM
To: 'fewa.blogsome.com'
Subject: Windows 2000 Professional Installation

Windows 2000 Professional Installation
The following are the installation requirements for a Windows 2000 Professional workstation:

• 133 MHz or higher Pentium-compatible processor
• 64MB minimum; 4GB maximum)
• 2GB hard drive with a minimum of 650 MB of free space(Additional free hard disk space is required if you are installing over a network).
• Windows 2000 Professional supports up to 2 processors.

Always check the HCL before beginning any installation. Installations can be created on any type of partition-FAT, FAT32, or NTFS. NTFS is recommended, but use FAT or FAT 32 for dual booting. Upgrades can be performed on Windows 9x machines and NT 3.51 and higher OS's. To upgrade a Windows 3.1 or NT 3.5, first upgrade to Windows 9x or NT 4.0, respectively. To install over a network, install a distribution server first. Slipstreaming is the ability to install Windows 2000 and the service packs at the same time, and can be done using a distribution image for many computers. There are four logs for troubleshooting failed installations: Setupact.log, Setuperr.log, Setupapi.log and Setuplog.txt.

The following table lists some of the common switches available for use with WINNT.EXE

WINNT.EXE:
/e: command	Executes a command before the last phase of setup.
/r: foldername	Creates an additional folder in the folder where the Windows 2000 files are installed. The folder IS NOT DELETED after Setup finishes. You can use additional /r switches to install additional folders.
/rx: foldername	Creates a folder to be copied as a part of setup - into the Windows 2000 directory, but the folder IS DELETED as setup finishes.

Use Winnt32.exe for a clean installation or upgrade from Windows 9.x or NT Workstation. There are a number of switches that can be used with winnt32.exe. Below are a couple of the important ones:

WINNT32.EXE:
/copydir: foldername	Creates an additional folder in the folder where the Windows 2000 files are installed. The folder IS NOT DELETED after Setup finishes. You can use additional /r switches to install additional folders. Same as /r for winnt.exe.
/copysource: foldername	Creates a folder to be copied as a part of setup - into the Windows 2000 directory, but the folder IS DELETED as setup finishes. Same as /rx for winnt.exe.
/cmd:	Executes a command before the last phase of setup. Same as /e: for winnt.exe.
/cmdcons	Installs the appropriate files to restart the system in command-line non-graphical mode for repair purposes.
/syspart	Prepares a hard disk to be transferred to another computer system. This switch installs setup files and marks the partition active. Requires the use of /tempdrive switch.
/tempdrive	Specifies which drive to install Windows 2000 temporary files during setup.
/makelocalsource	Copies all of the Windows 2000 source files to the target drive during installation.
/noreboot	Avoids reboot after installation so that another command can be run.
/checkupgradeonly	Checks your system for incompatibilities that will prevent a successful upgrade.
/unattend	Upgrades your previous version of Windows by using unattended Setup mode. All user settings are taken from the previous installation so that no user intervention is required during Setup. You can also use this command in an unattended installation by specifying the [seconds][:answer_file] variables.

Windows 2000 Professional supports unattended installations. The /U switch is used for unattended installations and is followed by the location of the answer and installation files. Unattended installations can be done for clean installs as well as upgrades. Unattended installations can be fully automated. The default answer file that ships with Win2K is called unattend.txt and can be modified. Setup Manager can also create answer files. For more in depth information about unattended installations, read our tutorial Windows 2000 Unattended Installations.

Windows 2000 comes with a variety of tools that can be helpful during installations. Understand the following concepts:

• Disk duplication is used when the computers have identical hardware configurations, and is only used for clean installs.
• Sysprep is used when you need to prepare an image of a computer for cloning but does not provide the actual distribution of this image. That is done with third-party tools.
• To use Remote Installation Service(RIS), there must be DHCP server service, DNS server service, and AD running on the network.
• Scripting is used when computers have different hardware configurations and when disk duplication cannot be used. Answer files offer information that is normally manually input into installation dialog boxes like user name, password, domain name, time zones, etc.

Windows 2000 Professional Backup and Recovery

From: Sigdel, Dhruba R
Sent: Wednesday, June 04, 2008 8:44 AM
To: 'nepalifren.blogspot.com'
Subject: Windows 2000 Professional Backup and Recovery

Recovery Console:
Now that you have installed Windows 2000, you should immediately take steps to protect your installation by installing the Recovery Console. Recovery Console is similar to the emergency repair disk in NT 4.0, but with many functionality enhancements. Recovery Console will allow you to You can start and stop services, read and write data on a local drive (including drives formatted with the NTFS file system), copy data from a floppy disk or CD, format drives, fix the boot sector or master boot record, and perform other administrative tasks. With Windows NT 4.0, many administrators would create a FAT partition that would allow them to boot to a DOS prompt. The recovery console eliminates the need to create a FAT partition for this purpose.

Recovery Console is set up as follows:
Insert the installation CD and switch to the I386 directory. Type C:\>winnt32 /cmdcons. When asked for confirmation, answer "yes". The file will be copied to the hard disk. After rebooting the computer you will be able to select "Microsoft Windows 2000 Command Console" and start Windows 2000 in command mode. You will be prompted for a Windows 2000 installation that you wish to repair and will be prompted for the Adminstrator password. Once you are in, there is a wide variety of commands that you will be able to perform. Type HELP for a list of all of the commands. Some of the more important commands are:

• DISKPART - Similar to fdisk
• LISTSVC - Lists services
• ENABLE/DISABLE - Enable/disable service or driver
• FIXBOOT - Create a new boot sector on the system partition
• FIXMBR - Repairs master boot record
• MAP - Shows a list of drives and ARC paths.
• LOGON - Choose which installation to work with

Backup:
The Backup program has been greatly enhanced in order to support Active Directory and a much wider variety of backup media including removable disks, network drives, logical drives and tape devices are now supported. Another nice feature is that an integrated scheduling option has been added which relieves the need to use AT or other scheduling utility. For more in depth information on backing up Windows 2000, read our tutorial Backing Up and Restoring Windows 2000.
Other:
Windows 2000 has several other utilities to aid in the event of a failure, many of which are included in "Advanced Options" which are accessed by pressing F8 at the boot menu. In order to troubleshoot failures, it is a good idea to understand the boot process which occurs in the following steps:

1. Power-on self test (POST)
2. Initial startup
3. Bootstrap loader process
4. Select operating system
5. Detecting hardware
6. Selecting a configuration
7. Loading and initializing the kernel(Ntoskrnl.exe)
8. Log on

The boot process requires the following files:

File	Location
NTLDR	Active Partition
Boot.ini	Active Partition
Ntdetect.com	Active Partition
Ntoskrnl.exe	%SystemRoot%\System32
Hal.dll	%SystemRoot%\System32
SYSTEM key	%SystemRoot%\System32\Config
Device drivers	%SystemRoot%\System32\Drivers

Ntbootdd.sys is required only if you are using a SCSI-controlled boot partition, and the SCSI adapter does not have a SCSI BIOS enabled. Bootsect.dos is required only for multiple booting.

When working with the boot.ini file, you need to understand ARC naming conventions. ARC is an architecture-independant way of naming drives for x86, risc, alpha, etc. NT uses this convention in its boot.ini file to determine which disk holds the OS. The table below will explain the different options.

Multi(x)	Specifies an EIDE disk or a SCSI disk if the bios is enabled to detect it. Can only be used on x86 systems. "x" is the number of the controller.
SCSI(x)	Defines a SCSI controller if the BIOS is not enabled to do so. Again, "x" is the number of the controller.
Disk(x)	Defines which SCSI disk the OS is on. If SCSI(x) was used then x=the SCSI ID of the drive. If Multi(x) was used then x=0.
Rdisk(x)	Defines disk which the OS is on when it is on an EIDE disk. x=0-1 if on primary controller. x=2-3 if on multi-channel EIDE controller.
Partition(x)	Specifies the partition that the operating system is located on. (x)=the partition's number.

Below are the various recovery tools included in Windows 2000.

·  ERD - Emergency Repair Disk. The RDISK utility found in NT 4.0 is gone. An ERD is now created using the ntbackup utility and no longer backs up registry data.

·  Enable VGA Mode - Located in the advanced options menu, this utility allows one to fix display settings or drivers that have caused the display to become unviewable.

·  Last Known Good Configuration - Tells Windows 2000 to forget any changes that you have made since the previous boot, by looking for the last configuration that did not cause system critical errors at boot. Good to try if you have made a change to the system and then rebooted with problems.

·  Safe Mode - Loads a minimal version of Windows 2000 with only the drivers needed to boot the computer. Because this option does not load any network services or drivers, it is a good tool to use when you suspect that the problem lies in this area.

·  Safe Mode With Networking - Same as Safe Mode, but includes networking support.

·  Safe Mode With Command Prompt - Safe Mode in which EXPLORER.EXE is replaced by CMD.EXE. From the command prompt it is still possible to run Explorer and other GUI applications from a command line. No networking support in this mode.

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